There's no bitch on earth like a mother frightened for her kids.

No matter what the situation may be, I still take pleasure in witnessing the joy of others.

Mothers are fonder than fathers of their children because they are more certain they are their own.

It ain't the parts of the Bible that I can't understand that bother me, it's the parts that I do understand.

Do not do unto others as you would that they should do unto you. Their tastes may not be the same.