The only difference between the sane and the insane is that the sane have the power to lock up the insane.

Not everybody is comfortable with the idea that politics is a guilty addiction. But it is.

If you're going to be crazy, you have to get paid for it or else you're going to be locked up.

I have no taste for either poverty or honest labor, so writing is the only recourse left for me.

I drink much less than most people think, and I think much more than most people would believe.