Acquaintance.A person whom we know well enough to borrow from, but not well enough to lend to.

An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. A modern school where football is taught.

Education. That which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Education: that which discloses to the wise and disguises from the foolish their lack of understanding.

Vote: the instrument and symbol of a freeman's power to make a fool of himself and a wreck of his country.

Future. That period of time in which our affairs prosper, our friends are true and our happiness is assured.

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of things without parallel.

Inventor: A person who makes an ingenious arrangement of wheels, levers and springs, and believes it civilization.