Most people work just hard enough not to get fired and get paid just enough money not to quit.

Religion is like a pair of shoes.....Find one that fits for you, but don't make me wear your shoes.

I think it's the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately.

I like it when a flower or a little tuft of grass grows through a crack in the concrete. It's so fuckin' heroic.