Some people get an education without going to college. The rest get it after they get out.

Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.

The difference between nonfiction and fiction is that fiction must be absolutely believable.

The writing begins when you've finished. Only then do you know what you're trying to say.

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it.

The dream vocabulary shaves meanings finer and closer than do the world's daytime dictionaries.

Dont go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first.

Part of the secret of success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside.